A Home Outside the UMD Campus, Maryland - Wednesday Evening

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was looking for a booty-call house investment property in the Maryland area for cutting down on all those hotels. Yes, a house was somehow the better investment. Just don't ask why rich people do these things. Or why Teen Wolf characters do anything. Just accept it and move on.

On one hand, he wasn't looking for an abandoned shack to lurk in. On the other, he hadn't hired a real estate agent to keep him away from the really shitty properties yet.

That would be why he was looking at a house that had probably been very nice fifty years ago. And frowning at the listing. "This says it has character."

[For the guy]

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[justlurkinghere]

"It's an adventure that probably won't end with one of is bleeding," Derek insisted. "Unless one of your classmates is secretly a harpy."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm sure you think my roommate is some evil monster." Some sort of cockblocking monster. Even though Derek and Stiles probably had more sex than any other couple on the planet.

[justlurkinghere]

They were the outlier on statistics, yes.

"You can't always tell right away!"

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed. "You're insane."

[justlurkinghere]

"Wasn't your English teacher once an evil druid?"

[robinonadderall]

"That was in Beacon Hills," he said. "Beacon Hills doesn't count."

[justlurkinghere]

"I think it counts." He would.

[robinonadderall]

"You just want me to leave the dorms."

[justlurkinghere]

"Harpies," Derek insisted. "I'm just trying to make sure no one eats your liver."

[robinonadderall]

"You just want to be able to keep an eye on me at all times," he said. "'Cause you're a paranoid little man."

[justlurkinghere]

"I am not." He so, so was.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles gave him a disbelieving look. "You so are."

[justlurkinghere]

"Am not," Derek muttered incorrectly. "C'mon. You're buying me dinner."

[robinonadderall]

"Aw now you're grumpy."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed, hooking an arm around Stiles. "No clue why I'm marrying you."

[robinonadderall]

He smiled. "Because I sex you up so good."

[justlurkinghere]

"That is true..."

[robinonadderall]

"See? Never have to ask yourself that question again."

[justlurkinghere]

"I just have to think about your dick?"

They were the worst.

[robinonadderall]

"Yup." Perfect solution next time he was angry at Stiles.

[justlurkinghere]

Sadly that was true. Damn his dick. Damn it to hell.

"Now you're just tempting me with public sex."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles looked around. "Doesn't seem to be anybody here."

[justlurkinghere]

That got a surprised laugh from Derek. "Did I trigger something in you?"

[robinonadderall]

"I will never be as bad as you," he said.

[justlurkinghere]

"You're just enabling me instead." Which wasn't better.