Hey there Fandom. It's ya girl, Arden Finch, hitting you up this lovely Tuesday morning with everything you missed - or didn't - from yesterday!
School started with
Flight and Flying where we flew X-Wings and tried to shoot down other ships and we don't need to keep track of who crashed how many times, thanks squirrels ANYWAY MOVING ON.
Cryptozoology learned about Bigfoot which somehow led to
Charlie - hi, Charlie! - talking about fae playing basketball.
*long pause*
Yeah, we're just gonna move on to
How Not To Drown, where people practiced treading water in the deep end of the pool and
Rey and Dean Skywalker discussed...eggbeaters. Eggbeaters? Yeah, okay, the squirrels insist eggbeaters.
No
Dorms, except for the pool kinda pulling double duty, so to
Town we go! Professor Vess had...an angry bear trap at the
Infinite Consortium and I'm really starting to think the squirrels are
[BLEEP]ing with me.
Dr. Blake dropped by to talk to her about a favor she wanted to ask of him, swapping classes at some point.
Pizza Planet got extra avocados, which Ray had to turn into a bunch of pizza toppings because you've got maybe three days to use an avocado before it's gross. Stabby was missing from the
Clinic, but the nurses assured Professor James Stark that he was probably on vacation. The
Trooper Station got a call about a body that turned up in the hotel--
what???! Somebody found a
body?! ...Oh. In
Hawaii. Way to BURY THE
[BLEEP]ING LEDE, Jimothy! Body found on the literal other side of the country, all is well. Well, not for the body. But the island.
Vi somehow got all the glitter in the
Magpie Emporium contained to specific places and I'm assuming magic was involved somehow. And Mr. Northman was practicing making various True Blood cocktails at
The Devil's Nest. Professor James
Stark was surprised to see Mr. Northman bartending, but felt better when he explained he was experimenting and not
serving. Ms. Solo-Fel started texting and there's something scribbled out here. Something about, hang on lemme see if I can make it out...vampire emo--
*panicked squeaking and tearing paper*
Ooookaaaaaaaaay. Apparently the squirrels are afraid that Mr. Northman might eat them if whatever was written was announced on air, so I'm just gonna take this opportunity to head out.
Have a great rest of your day, Fandom, and this is ya girl, Arden Finch, signing off, and leaving you with Ellise's
Bubblegum Brain. Bye!