A Home Outside the UMD Campus, Maryland - Wednesday Evening

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was looking for a booty-call house investment property in the Maryland area for cutting down on all those hotels. Yes, a house was somehow the better investment. Just don't ask why rich people do these things. Or why Teen Wolf characters do anything. Just accept it and move on.

On one hand, he wasn't looking for an abandoned shack to lurk in. On the other, he hadn't hired a real estate agent to keep him away from the really shitty properties yet.

That would be why he was looking at a house that had probably been very nice fifty years ago. And frowning at the listing. "This says it has character."

[For the guy]

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[robinonadderall]

Stiles was more than happy to take the sappiest pervert award. He pulled away from the kiss after a few moments, remembering where they were. "We should probably take the cuddling part of the afterglow elsewhere."

[justlurkinghere]

"Before the neighbors call the police," Derek replied sheepishly.

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah, definitely," he agreed. "And don't think this means you're getting public sex whenever you want."

[justlurkinghere]

"Just when you want," Derek shot back, carefully pulling his jeans back up.

[robinonadderall]

"Well I'm a bit more level-headed when it comes to judging what will or won't get us arrested," he said, reaching for his own jeans.

[justlurkinghere]

"Which is why I come prepared now." There was still a few packets of lube on the floor. To traumatize someone.

[robinonadderall]

"I can tell," he said, eyeing the packets on the floor. "How much sex did you think we'd be having?"

Also how did those tight pants fit so much lube in them?