A Home Outside the UMD Campus, Maryland - Wednesday Evening

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was looking for a booty-call house investment property in the Maryland area for cutting down on all those hotels. Yes, a house was somehow the better investment. Just don't ask why rich people do these things. Or why Teen Wolf characters do anything. Just accept it and move on.

On one hand, he wasn't looking for an abandoned shack to lurk in. On the other, he hadn't hired a real estate agent to keep him away from the really shitty properties yet.

That would be why he was looking at a house that had probably been very nice fifty years ago. And frowning at the listing. "This says it has character."

[For the guy]

Comments

[robinonadderall]

"Yup." Perfect solution next time he was angry at Stiles.

[justlurkinghere]

Sadly that was true. Damn his dick. Damn it to hell.

"Now you're just tempting me with public sex."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles looked around. "Doesn't seem to be anybody here."

[justlurkinghere]

That got a surprised laugh from Derek. "Did I trigger something in you?"

[robinonadderall]

"I will never be as bad as you," he said.

[justlurkinghere]

"You're just enabling me instead." Which wasn't better.

[robinonadderall]

"Is that what I'm doing?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yep." He let the p on the end pop before leaning in to kiss Stiles' cheek.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "Are you going to fall for my evil plan?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek kissed him again, this time on the jaw and then the neck. "Don't I always?"

[robinonadderall]

"You are pretty whipped, aren't you?" he asked, tilting his neck towards Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

That earned him a bite. "Whipped? Is that what I am?"

[robinonadderall]

"You got another word for what you are?" he asked, sliding his hand under Derek's shirt.

[justlurkinghere]

"Eager to please?"

[robinonadderall]

"I prefer whipped," he said. "Eager to please sounds like it could be for anybody. Whipped means you're mine."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes, tugging Stiles closer to the crap house. "No one but you could hope to call me eager to please."

[robinonadderall]

"Oh. Well then I'm okay with it," he said, following dutifully. "Checking out the interior, are we?"

[justlurkinghere]

"We might be missing out on a gem if we don't," Derek replied seriously. "Maybe it's nicer inside."

[robinonadderall]

"Good point," Stiles said. "Could be a diamond in the rough."

[justlurkinghere]

"Exactly," Derek replied, growing out a claw to work on the strange real estate lock in the door.

His life of crime started with you, Stiles. Clearly.

Once it popped open, he was just as surprised as anyone that it actually worked.

[robinonadderall]

"Did I ever tell you that I find B&E a big turn on?" he asked, crowding up behind Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"How are you going to be a cop in that case?" Derek asked, reaching back to pull him in after him into the still ugly on the inside house.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm not going to be a cop, I'm going to be a detective," he said. "I show up after the crime already happens."

[justlurkinghere]

"And that dampers your arousal?" Don't make him get jealous of future criminals. He so would.

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah, I have to be right there to catch them in the act," he joked.