Totally Not Kid-Friendly Creepy Old Mansion on Phoenix Way, Sunday Evening

[justlurkinghere]

As was probably shocking to absolutely no one, Derek did not socialize much at age ten. Which is why having a sleep-over was just crazy talk if you asked him.

Crazy talk.

But that wasn't going to stop him from trying out this whole thing. With friends.

[[Open for anyone who brave the creepy house!]]

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[locointhecoco]

She was, in fact, entirely vegetarian. "Potato chips?" She even seemed to perk up juuuuuuuuust a tiny bit. "Are they yummy?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek nodded encouragingly, holding out the open bag for her. Since she didn't have any hands.

Look, he didn't know about the weird pony physics yet.

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie took the bag in one weirdly rubbery hoof, then somehow managed to fit her whole head inside to try the chips.

She actually made *nomnomnom* noises as she did.

That's right, Derek, the depressed tiny pink pony just got EVEN WEIRDER.

[justlurkinghere]

WELL. AT LEAST HE WOULD BE ENTERTAINED WHILE HE SLOWLY SUCCUMBED TO HIS MADNESS. HE HAD THAT GOING FOR HIM.

WHICH WAS NICE.

"How did you--what?"

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie popped her head back out of the bag and swallowed. "What?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Hooves can't do that."

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie looked at her hoof, then back at him, then back at her hoof. "Shows what you know."

[justlurkinghere]

"I know a lot." REALLY. HE WOULD BE THE ALPHA.

[locointhecoco]

"Not about ponies." Which was the only kind of knowledge that mattered.

[justlurkinghere]

"Ponies are for girls." OH SNAP.

[locointhecoco]

"Says who?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Says me."

[locointhecoco]

"And what does a bear know about ponies?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm not a bear! Bears can't talk."

[locointhecoco]

"So? You're a magic bear."

[justlurkinghere]

"Am not!" He was a werewolf!

[locointhecoco]

"Then what are you?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm--not a bear." Because he wasn't a human either.

[locointhecoco]

"That's not really an answer," Pinkie pointed out.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm different, okay?" That worked for him.

[locointhecoco]

"Okay," Pinkie agreed readily enough. "But that doesn't tell me why you think you know anything about ponies."

[justlurkinghere]

"And you don't know about people." It made sense. "...are you going to stay?"

[locointhecoco]

"Do you want me to?" Pinkie had no idea how anypony was supposed to tell. Social skills were not yet something she had any experience with.

[justlurkinghere]

"Of course! It's a sleep over."

[locointhecoco]

Pinkie brightened, her mouth wobbling slightly. "Okay. I will then."