A Home Outside the UMD Campus, Maryland - Wednesday Evening

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was looking for a booty-call house investment property in the Maryland area for cutting down on all those hotels. Yes, a house was somehow the better investment. Just don't ask why rich people do these things. Or why Teen Wolf characters do anything. Just accept it and move on.

On one hand, he wasn't looking for an abandoned shack to lurk in. On the other, he hadn't hired a real estate agent to keep him away from the really shitty properties yet.

That would be why he was looking at a house that had probably been very nice fifty years ago. And frowning at the listing. "This says it has character."

[For the guy]

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[robinonadderall]

"You just want to be able to keep an eye on me at all times," he said. "'Cause you're a paranoid little man."

[justlurkinghere]

"I am not." He so, so was.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles gave him a disbelieving look. "You so are."

[justlurkinghere]

"Am not," Derek muttered incorrectly. "C'mon. You're buying me dinner."

[robinonadderall]

"Aw now you're grumpy."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed, hooking an arm around Stiles. "No clue why I'm marrying you."

[robinonadderall]

He smiled. "Because I sex you up so good."

[justlurkinghere]

"That is true..."

[robinonadderall]

"See? Never have to ask yourself that question again."

[justlurkinghere]

"I just have to think about your dick?"

They were the worst.

[robinonadderall]

"Yup." Perfect solution next time he was angry at Stiles.

[justlurkinghere]

Sadly that was true. Damn his dick. Damn it to hell.

"Now you're just tempting me with public sex."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles looked around. "Doesn't seem to be anybody here."

[justlurkinghere]

That got a surprised laugh from Derek. "Did I trigger something in you?"

[robinonadderall]

"I will never be as bad as you," he said.

[justlurkinghere]

"You're just enabling me instead." Which wasn't better.

[robinonadderall]

"Is that what I'm doing?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yep." He let the p on the end pop before leaning in to kiss Stiles' cheek.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled. "Are you going to fall for my evil plan?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek kissed him again, this time on the jaw and then the neck. "Don't I always?"

[robinonadderall]

"You are pretty whipped, aren't you?" he asked, tilting his neck towards Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

That earned him a bite. "Whipped? Is that what I am?"

[robinonadderall]

"You got another word for what you are?" he asked, sliding his hand under Derek's shirt.

[justlurkinghere]

"Eager to please?"

[robinonadderall]

"I prefer whipped," he said. "Eager to please sounds like it could be for anybody. Whipped means you're mine."