It's Creepy If You Squint Mansion, Thursday afternoon

[justlurkinghere]

So, it was Thanksgiving and Derek--shockingly--was not in a social mood. Because he was an outgoing social butterfly on most days, you know.

That would be why he was eating Chinese food and watching whatever movie marathon he could find on TV. More accurately he was picking at the food and looking morose.

Family based holidays were no fun for him.

[[For that human shaped thing]]

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[justlurkinghere]

"Am not." So was.

[robinonadderall]

"It's adorable that you think that." Because you so were a pushover.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm not adorable." He was manly as hell.

[robinonadderall]

"Yes you are," Stiles said, reaching out to pat Derek's cheek. "So adorable."

[justlurkinghere]

"A large number of people would argue that." Also stop this touching thing. It made him awkward.

[robinonadderall]

"A large number of people don't know you like I do." And he'd touch what he liked!

Well. Within reason.

[justlurkinghere]

Damn right in reason.

"Is that so."

[robinonadderall]

"That's so," he said, almost smug about that. "Don't worry, I won't tell anybody about how adorable you are."

[justlurkinghere]

"No one will believe you." With your totally impartial crush.

[robinonadderall]

"Scott would." Because Scott wanted to believe his OTP was real. "I think I could get my dad believing it too."

Because the sheriff owed Stiles some no questions asked believing.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek looked deeply distressed by this. "Don't tell your dad that."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled his eyes. "Dude, I'm kidding."

[justlurkinghere]

"I don't need to be arrested again."

For his illegal-in-California-but-not-here thing. That was morally reprehensible and filled with guilt.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles gave Derek a long look for that. "My dad doesn't arrest people because they've been accused of being adorable."

[justlurkinghere]

"Maybe." HE WASN'T EXPLAINING THIS.

[robinonadderall]

"You're ridiculous." Seriously.

[justlurkinghere]

"I thought I was adorable."

[robinonadderall]

"Ridiculous and adorable," Stiles said, reaching to get an apple pie. "You can be both."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're you're just a ball of charm," Derek shot back maturely.

[robinonadderall]

"I am, aren't I?" He pretty much ate his apple pie in one bite which was oh so charming. "You should be very thankful to be spending your Thanksgiving with me."

[justlurkinghere]

"That was disgusting."

You charm was vast, Stiles!

[robinonadderall]

"What was?" And there was now pie crust all over the front of Stiles' (Derek's) shirt.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes, brushing the crumbs off under the guise of shoving Stiles back against the couch.

[robinonadderall]

Now who was getting touchy, Derek? "Do you think I can still go into a Thanksgiving turkey coma even if I don't have turkey?"

[justlurkinghere]

IT WAS CRUMBS.

Derek leaned back against the couch too, dragging a takeout box of fried rice with him. And hey, if that ended with his shoulder against Stiles', that was just some weird fluke. "If you eat enough, yeah."