UMD Campus - College Park, MD - Wednesday Afternoon

[justlurkinghere]

After a very quiet week for Derek, he was on the mainland to surprise Stiles. With a cake.

Which hopefully made his socially awkward lurking in the lobby of the dorm better.

(It did not. But there was cake.)

[For the most epic of slowplay]

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[justlurkinghere]

"If you succeed... I'll make you another cake." Which just meant another visit. He was clever.

[robinonadderall]

"How are we even going to finish this cake between the two of us?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"You could share it with your floor. Just don't let them know it's booty-call cake."

[robinonadderall]

"Booty-call cake?" he repeated. "Is that what this is?"

[justlurkinghere]

"What would you call it?"

[robinonadderall]

"An 'I love my boyfriend 'cause he's amazing' cake?" he joked. "But, no, it's a cake because you love my dick so much."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek snorted, pulling into the hotel parking lot. "Your dick is a part of you. And I love both equally."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled and huffed. "How sweet."

[justlurkinghere]

"You did promise me to make a replica." Derek had a problem, okay?

[robinonadderall]

"I did," Stiles said with a nod. "And I'll keep that promise."

[justlurkinghere]

"And I make you cakes," Derek replied, getting out so he could open the door for Stiles. He was being so polite on this booty-call.

[robinonadderall]

"You are such a gentleman," he joked, getting out of the mom car. "I'm being swept off my feet for this booty-call."

[justlurkinghere]

"We could just cuddle and watch TV," Derek offered.

[robinonadderall]

"You didn't come here to cuddle and watch TV," Stiles said. "I thought this cake was so you could get at my dick."

[justlurkinghere]

"Well, I don't want to offend you." Or your dick.

[robinonadderall]

"Actually I'm kind of flattered."

[justlurkinghere]

"That so?" Derek replied, holding open the door for Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"Well not everybody is so complimentary of my dick," Stiles said, still taking advantage of Derek's politeness. It probably helped he was holding a cake.

And, wow, he did not want to know what the hotel workers thought they were going to do with that.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek paid enough at this place that they could keep their mouths shut about the kinky stuff going on in that room.

"They better not be," Derek grumbled. He placed a hand on the small of Stiles' back to guide him toward the room.

[robinonadderall]

"My dick deserves all the compliments." Even from people who hadn't seen it.

[justlurkinghere]

"Florida boyfriend is sounding so much better now."

[robinonadderall]

"Aw, don't be like that," he said, leaning against the wall to wait while Derek opened the door. "I'd hate to just have this cake keep me company all night."

[justlurkinghere]

"Uh huh," Derek replied, opening the door for him. "I'm sure you'd just order room service and skip class tomorrow."

[robinonadderall]

"Weren't we gonna do that anyway?" He'd always skip class for sex.

[justlurkinghere]

"You're still going to class," Derek replied, making sure to put the 'do not disturb' sign on the door before locking it behind them.