Denny's - Mainland, Sunday Morning

[justlurkinghere]

Upon going to drag Stiles out for his morning violent flail run this morning, it became abundantly clear that something more was needed. Because Beacon Hills was an evil place and damn it, he'd warned the kid about going back there.

Therefore, it was time for a Denny's trip. Where one could repress their trauma via a Grand Slam.

Hey, whatever worked for them. Right?

[For the guy modded. Maybe in a tutu. I use my powers for evil]

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[robinonadderall]

"I mean I have before but what are the odds of doing it a third time?" he asked. "I think it would be easier to get someone to have sex with me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Mace it is."

[robinonadderall]

"You know if I ask Mr. Barton for mace he's gonna ask what I need it for and he might somehow be even more protective than you are when he finds out it's a virgin killer." That was likely the idea, Stiles.

[justlurkinghere]

Stop catching onto him! "And that's a bad thing how?"

[robinonadderall]

"It's a bad thing if it keeps me from going back home," he said. "I'm on to you."

[justlurkinghere]

"You caught me," he deadpanned. "You still need protection. Shouldn't your dad have some mace?"

[robinonadderall]

"How do you think I sprayed myself twice before?" Mace was no longer allowed in the Stilinski house. "Dude, chill, I'll talk to Mr. Barton or whatever. Even though I think you are slightly overreacting. Do you know how many virgins are in Beacon Hills? What are the odds of me being targeted?"

Pretty high considering he was going to be poking at the killer.

[justlurkinghere]

"You're going after the killer, Stiles." Think about your life choices. "And you're already surrounded by werewolves."

[robinonadderall]

"I really think you're overreacting." Stop caring about him, Derek, it made it harder to repress.

[justlurkinghere]

Well, stop making it difficult for him to repress by being in dangerous situations!

"You think I'm overreacting." That's what he said, Derek.

[robinonadderall]

"A little," he said. "I mean, yeah, my virgin status being a hazard to my health is a new one but this isn't the first time I've been in danger."

[justlurkinghere]

"Well, how about you ask anyone else if this is overreacting," Derek shot back.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles sighed. "I'm going to be fine. Can I order pancake bites now?"

He was pretty much convinced he'd get his way on this matter and ignore any precautions anybody tried to make him take. Because he was Stiles.

[justlurkinghere]

"Are you going to ask Barton for mace?"

[robinonadderall]

"I'll consider it."

[justlurkinghere]

"Stiles." He was a 1000% done with this.

[robinonadderall]

"For god's sake, fine. Yes, I will ask him," Stiles said. "But I'm telling him you were the one that sent me to him."

You were gonna have to deal with so much smugness, Derek!

[justlurkinghere]

That earned him an annoyed look. But it was preferable to being responsible for another death.

Yeah, somehow he was responsible for Stiles now.

"Order your stupid pancake bites." Of which Derek would take half.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm going to let the fact you insulted pancake bites slide because you're in a bad mood." That he was responsible for. "But thank you."

For the pancake bites. And other stuff be wasn't about to speak of.

[justlurkinghere]

What other stuff would there be to discuss? It was all about the pancake bites.

"Make her leave us the coffee pot too." Because Stiles was the one who could smile his way into things, Derek.

[robinonadderall]

Well maybe if Derek didn't pick fights right in the Denny's then maybe waitresses wouldn't be afraid of him.

"Like caffeine even does anything for you." He was going to do it anyway. "By the way, I did get wolfsbane samples to put in the yard."

[justlurkinghere]

HE LIKED THE TASTE, OKAY?

"Good," Derek replied with a nod. "Keep some on you here until Jackson has control."

[robinonadderall]

"Yes, sir." You were so bossy, Derek. "I think I know enough about gardening to not mess up planting it. Maybe Mike knows. Maybe I could use planting stuff as a metaphor when I try to segue into asking him to punch my v-card to save my life."

It would solve so many problems! Stiles was pretty sure he wouldn't be weird about it.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek's mouth smoothed into a thin line behind his coffee mug. "Shouldn't you find someone your own age for that?"

[robinonadderall]

"Nobody my age wants to sleep with me," he said. "Actually, that's a lie, two people did and they're both dead now."

Poor Erica and Heather.

"Oh man what if I'm cursed?"