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Date: 2012-12-02 09:34 pm (UTC)
robinonadderall: ([neg] losing it)
From: [personal profile] robinonadderall
Here Derek, have a sad text from your favorite cuddle buddy.

Derek.everything sux an my dad hates me and scottsbeing a douche cause of the full moon :(((((((((((

Date: 2012-12-29 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justalphahere.livejournal.com
"Derek, it's me," Laura said, the sound of cars distant in the background. "Come as soon as you get this. It's about the fire. You'll know where to find me."

Date: 2013-02-26 10:04 pm (UTC)
robinonadderall: ([pos] drunk)
From: [personal profile] robinonadderall
There were way too many liquor stores in Turkey and they were all willing to serve Stiles. And Stiles couldn't keep his hands off his phone when drunk.

"Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey Derek. Hey. Hi. How are you? Is this actually the right Derek? If this isn't the Derek I want to talk to then go away. Go brood or pretend to be a train conductor or whatever you do in your excuse for a house."

"I forget why I wanted to talk to you. I don't miss you, if that's what you're thinking. 'Cause I don't. I miss Puppy Joe. And Mike. And my red hoodie 'cause I forgot to pack it."

"Kitty said if you and Mr. Barton lock me in a tower like a princess she'd help me get out."

"Okay, I need to go eat french fries or something."

Crazy Phone Day

Date: 2013-05-16 12:56 pm (UTC)
arsenicmauls: (fact: phone)
From: [personal profile] arsenicmauls
[[from here]]

"What? Uh, I really don't think I am to blame for squirrel politics. Are you sure you're not just long-lost squirrel royalty? Maybe a princess? 'Cause I can see it, actually."
Edited Date: 2013-05-16 12:57 pm (UTC)

La la messed up phones

Date: 2013-05-16 02:13 pm (UTC)
robinonadderall: ([spe] phone)
From: [personal profile] robinonadderall
"Dude, Scott, I thought we agreed you'd get better at the answering your phone thing after the pool incident. Not that this isn't that type of call, I was just calling to see what's up, but I guess you're with Isaac. Again."

Did he sound bitter? He was a little bitter.

"Anyway, call me back---hold on I'm getting a text...oh god--SCOTT WHY DID YOU SEND MY DAD THOSE PICTURES OF ME AND DEREK HUGGING, YOU ARE GOING TO GET HIM ARRESTED."

Date: 2013-05-17 03:36 am (UTC)
throughaphase: (lion cub!)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
Don't ask how Kitty got ahold of her phone. Or how she managed to get to her voicemail. Just know that she managed to return a call without scratching up her screen with weebitty claws.

And okay, to be honest, this might not have been so much phone madness as much as Kitty being unable to really return a call correctly at the moment.

So mainly this voicemail was a lot of liony meowing.


[From here!]
From: [identity profile] reven8e.livejournal.com
(( From here.))

"Wait, Jessica? Who is he? Iron paw? Do we have a king of squirrels now? They kind of sounded socialists to me, but I've never talked to one. Who the hell talks to squirels anyway?

Also I think it's kind of rude you're blaming me of all people.

And Another Crazy Phone

Date: 2013-05-17 06:28 am (UTC)
suitably_heroic: (dsp: exCUSE me?)
From: [personal profile] suitably_heroic
[[from here]]

"...Sorry, what? Did he dump your ass or something? Are you that hard up for it? Never gonna happen, kid."

Crazy Phones 2.0

Date: 2013-05-17 12:21 pm (UTC)
doubleohblonde: (Bond is intrigued by this)
From: [personal profile] doubleohblonde
[from here]

I don't care if the squirrels are or aren't revolting, but I do wonder why you're in bed with them.

Date: 2013-05-17 11:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] notacokeperson.livejournal.com
[From here (http://notacokeperson.livejournal.com/655.html?thread=1423#t1423)!]

"As if you're one to talk about strange people. Just... seriously? But, sure, congrats on your engagement! I hope you'll be happy together!"

Date: 2013-05-18 02:27 am (UTC)
so_hawkward: ([neut] studying you)
From: [personal profile] so_hawkward
[From here]

"No offense sweetheart, but I don't exactly find you threatening. A little weird, maybe, but not threatening."

Date: 2013-07-07 03:31 pm (UTC)
robinonadderall: ([spe] texting like a fiend)
From: [personal profile] robinonadderall
Stiles hoped keeping Derek updated when he went home would keep him from being a grumpy worrier in Fandom. Okay, that probably wasn't going to happen, but it was worth a shot.

Bad news: killer killed 3 more people. Good news: killer's not solely killing virgins as a pattern. Bad news: the patterns gonna keep changing 'cause of some Druid myth thing so everybody is a potential victim. Good news: had curly fries for lunch :D

P.S. Still haven't forgiven u for what u did to my hot dog yesterday

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Date: 2013-07-30 04:45 pm (UTC)
robinonadderall: ([spe] texting like a fiend)
From: [personal profile] robinonadderall
btw you're getting a hug the next time I see you. This is non-negotiable.

So, you know. Prepare yourself, Derek.

Date: 2013-08-02 01:37 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (phone)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
After Clint's message, Kitty really only had one person that she'd think to call to help her out with something like that that she knew could handle it.

"Hey, it's Kitty. Clint's gotten himself in a situation, and I'm going to Madripoor to help. I'm not 100% sure what I'm headed into or how long it'll take, so I wouldn't mind some backup. If you're up for it, be at my place in twenty minutes or I've got to leave without you. ...Okay, bye."

What was the appropriate sign off for that kind of message, really?

Date: 2013-12-08 09:08 pm (UTC)
robinonadderall: ([neg] frowny face)
From: [personal profile] robinonadderall
Scott held me down and his mom shoved cough syrup into my mouth :(

It was total abuse of alpha powers, McCall family!

The text was followed by a picture of Stiles looking very unhappy with red cough syrup down his chin and neck. Obviously it had taken a few tries before the medicine was successfully administered. Scott was in the background of the picture looking pleased with himself (even if he did look just as tired as Stiles had been the last few months).

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Date: 2014-01-16 02:59 am (UTC)
robinonadderall: ([pos] pensive)
From: [personal profile] robinonadderall
Ohhhhh god he was actually doing this. It had taken him three days, but he had finally gotten up the urge to talk to Derek.

Can we talk sometime? It's important.

Or to text him in order to talk to him later, rather.

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Date: 2014-01-26 12:11 am (UTC)
sharp_as_knives: (female (headshot))
From: [personal profile] sharp_as_knives
"Good evening, Mr. Hale; this is Doctor Lecter. For reasons which are likely apparent to you, I am spending this week on the island instead of in Baltimore. If you would like to maintain our next appointment tomorrow, may I suggest in my office at the school? Or we may cancel if you prefer; please let me know. Thank you."

Date: 2014-03-30 06:51 pm (UTC)
sharp_as_knives: (Default)
From: [personal profile] sharp_as_knives
Mr. Hale, this is Doctor Lecter. I imagine we'll have quite a bit to discuss, but if you would rather leave it to next week, I will understand. I'll be in the hotel for the rest of today, if you do decide you'd like to stop by.

Date: 2014-06-06 01:27 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (texting)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
Pretty much for the entire last day Kitty had been thinking about what was going on in Beacon Hills, so finally she gave in and sent a text.

If you or the sheriff need anything, just let me know.

She didn't think anything would come of it, but she wanted to put that out there.

Date: 2014-12-03 04:31 pm (UTC)
bitten_notshy: ([neu] intense in tan)
From: [personal profile] bitten_notshy
"Derek, it's Jack. Your uncle's in the bar. Yes, the dead one. I don't know how and he's not doing much of anything -- yet -- but I figured you should know before I put his teeth down his smug throat."

Crazy Phone Day

Date: 2015-04-01 03:30 pm (UTC)
fjordicswagger: (tamsin: heyo girl)
From: [personal profile] fjordicswagger
"You know that thing you did with the little whip thingie? That was pretty hot. Wanna use it again?"

If Tamsin found out she sent this to the wrong person, she'd... well, with Derek, she'd care. Oops?
Edited Date: 2015-04-01 03:30 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-04-01 05:23 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (phone)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
"So it's been a weird day already, and I just wanted to call and say I miss you and can't wait to see you again. Is that sappy? That's probably sappy."

Crazy Phones!

Date: 2015-04-01 10:54 pm (UTC)
bitten_notshy: ([neg] this is very concerning)
From: [personal profile] bitten_notshy
[From here!]

"Dear God. I assume that wasn't for me, but if I never hear your phone sex voice again it'll be too soon. Also, no one is having or giving away any babies. I've met yours."
Edited Date: 2015-04-01 10:56 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-04-01 11:29 pm (UTC)
vdistinctive: (charming-face)
From: [personal profile] vdistinctive
from here

"Don't get me wrong, sweetheart, I'm flattered. But I'm pretty sure I'm not father material. Leave the baby out of the equation and maybe we can talk."

April Fool Phone

Date: 2015-04-02 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com
[From here! (http://whoisalicewhite.livejournal.com/572.html?thread=28220#t28220)]

"I do not want babies. And you shouldn't be hitting on teachers! And I am not scared of anything and I have a taser!"

BEEP.
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