Totally Not Kid-Friendly Creepy Old Mansion on Phoenix Way, Sunday Evening

[justlurkinghere]

As was probably shocking to absolutely no one, Derek did not socialize much at age ten. Which is why having a sleep-over was just crazy talk if you asked him.

Crazy talk.

But that wasn't going to stop him from trying out this whole thing. With friends.

[[Open for anyone who brave the creepy house!]]

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[justlurkinghere]

Clowns were sent by Satan himself, Stiles.

"I'm not scared." Liiiiiies.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh good, then you won't mind if we watch it then." Stiles, you were a jerk. "So what part of this run down shack are we having this sleepover in?"

[justlurkinghere]

SUCH A JERK.

And probably going to need to deal with attempted clawings during the scary parts. So, it evened out.

"There's a living room. It doesn't have any furniture, though."

And it had cobwebs.

[robinonadderall]

Let's be real, he would deserve those claw marks for putting a child through IT.

"That's why I brought the sleeping bag," Stiles said, lifting it up. "Does Mike know you're throwing a party here tonight?"

[justlurkinghere]

"He bought snacks!" Which made him awesome.

[robinonadderall]

"That was nice of him," he said. "Though I really can't picture him snuggling down in a sleeping bag and watching scary movies."

[justlurkinghere]

"Maybe he gets scared." Riiiiiight.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh yeah, he totally looks the getting scared type. What a wuss." Yeah, no. "So I didn't know what kind of pizza you liked but I figured with the wolf thing it was safe to get meat lovers. It's not like you can have a heart attack."

[justlurkinghere]

"Nope!" Derek replied, already digging into the box for a slice. "It's a gift."

[robinonadderall]

"My dad would be so jealous," Stiles said, shaking his head. "I force him to eat rabbit food."

[justlurkinghere]

"You could let him eat a rabbit too," Derek joked. Yes. Joked.

[robinonadderall]

"See, you're joking now," Stiles said. "But he totally would if given the chance. He loves heart attack-inducing foids."

[justlurkinghere]

"Don't they have medicine for that?" That would totally let you eat all the good foods. Derek, it seemed, had a firm grasp on normal medical practices for humans.

[robinonadderall]

"Uh, no, it doesn't work like that," he said. "It's all exercise and eating foods that make you miserable."

[justlurkinghere]

"That sounds awful," Derek informed him needlessly. "I'm really glad I don't have to worry about that."

Other than needing to work out for those abs.

[robinonadderall]

"Quit bragging," Stiles said, reaching out to do something he would never do to an older Derek and flicking his ear.

[justlurkinghere]

And because Derek wasn't normal, Stiles didn't get his hand broken for it. Instead, he just got a giggle.

Derek stuck his tongue out in response, showing off... well, pretty much the same emotional maturity as he had the week prior.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles stuck his tongue back out at Derek for a moment before he realized what he was doing. "Man, you are a terrible influence."

[justlurkinghere]

"You're the old person here," Derek replied sagely. "I'm not an influence."

[robinonadderall]

"Okay, sixteen is not old," Stiles said. "And you totally influenced me to come to this sleepover."

[justlurkinghere]

"It's pretty old. Old enough to drive." ANCIENT. "You influenced me to--have pancakes."

Yeah. So there.

[robinonadderall]

"Hey, providing breakfast is my duty as a babysitter!" Granted, he probably didn't have to encourage Derek to consume roughly a pound of sugar.

[justlurkinghere]

Well, maybe that maple syrup needed some powdered sugar. How else could you be certain it was sweet enough?

"And so is pizza." Derek had possibly managed to eat half a pizza already.

[robinonadderall]

You are gonna have to do so many crunches to make up for this weekend, Derek. So many.

"You're a hog," Stiles said, rolling his eyes. "Go grab your cotton ball dog, we're watching this scary movie."

[justlurkinghere]

It would be the angriest work out session ever.

"Awesome!" Aren't you glad you've managed to get yourself into this situation, Stiles?