Still Pretty Creepy Old Mansion on Phoenix Way, Saturday Morning

[justlurkinghere]

Despite not being allowed at the dance and crying into his pillow aaaaall night Derek woke up bright and early this morning. Bright, early, and confused.

First of all, he had a puppy with him. (A PUPPY!) And he was in a strange house that smelled like some other werewolf. Which would by why Derek was now sneaking down the stairs to investigate the place.

That didn't explain why the puppy was tucked under his shirt, though. (It was so tiny! It probably got cold easily!)

[[So open for the housemate and anyone who might stop by]]

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[justlurkinghere]

"And claws," Derek added, wiggling his fingers. Just in case Stiles forgot.

[robinonadderall]

"Of course, can't forget the claws," he said. "Definitely don't have those. I even bite my nails."

[justlurkinghere]

And there was that quick smile again, this time followed by a case of giggles. Seriously, Stiles. No one will believe you if you tell them about it. No one.

"I could, but they'd grow back."

[robinonadderall]

Oh Stiles was so calling Derek out on that giggle later. At least he was more prepared for smiley Derek this time and wasn't completely freaked out.

"Yeah, well, we can't all have nifty werewolf healing," Stiles said, unable to keep from smiling himself. "So I get that you're a werewolf and all, but that whole animal appetite thing is a metaphor, right? You can't clear out the entire restaurant, dude. At least not until after I've ordered."

[justlurkinghere]

There was more giggling at that before Derek managed to attempt looking mature and responsible. "Noooo. You can have some of mine if I order all the good, though."

But not the bacon. He will cut a bitch for bacon.

[robinonadderall]

"That's very nice of you," Stiles said, boggling a little at the concept of a polite Derek. "In return I won't lecture you if you decide to pour syrup and whipped cream on all of your food."

Because Stiles would be doing that himself.

[justlurkinghere]

"...I can do that?" And thus, Stiles got to deal with a werewolf on a sugar high.

[robinonadderall]

"Um, duh, it's not breakfast without a metric ton of sugar going into your system." This explained so much of who Stiles was. "Just don't feed the dog any chocolate."

[justlurkinghere]

"Laura is going to be be so jealous," Derek informed him, running to go grab Puppy Joe for breakfast. That dog was going to be spoiled so badly.

[robinonadderall]

Oh man, weetiny Derek don't say stuff like that, it made Stiles feel guilty and sad.

Stiles sighed and followed Derek out, hoping he wouldn't be killed after this was over.