Spooky Yet Still Nameless House | College Park, MD - Monday Afternoon

[justlurkinghere]

Since dressing up.as a werewolf wasnt going to fly, Derek had gone with something not supernatural at all. Also, it came with a cape. Which was pretty cool if you asked him.

"C'mon, Stiles. Trick or treaters should be showing up soon," Derek called. Then muttered to himself, "If they're not scared off by the decorations."

The skeletons hanging from the roof were still a bit much. And this was coming from the guy who liked to spook kids by showing off fangs and glowing eyes.

[for that guy being modded]

Comments

[robinonadderall]

Since the house covered the scary portion of the evening Stiles had decided to skip the bloody, creepy costume and dressed as a cop, complete with a ridiculous fake mustache and sunglasses. Though a cop was scary enough costume these days, to be fair.

"Did I mention how cute you look?" He had. Several times.

[justlurkinghere]

"A few times," Derek replied, sighing like it was a hardship. "I shaved for this, so at least it's appreciated."

[robinonadderall]

"Meanwhile I grew an awesome mustache." Or bought one at the store, rather.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm really impressed," Derek replied, reaching up to pull it off.

[robinonadderall]

"Hey!" Stiles said, smacking Derek's hand away. "Don't ruin the illusion."

[justlurkinghere]

"I thought you grew it," Derek teased.

[robinonadderall]

"I didn't have time to." Also he lacked the capability. "Besides, it wouldn't have gone with my other costume."

[justlurkinghere]

"Really?" Derek asked like Stiles would be so kind as to drop any hints.

[robinonadderall]

"Yup." Hints would not be given! "Better get the candy ready."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes, going to grab the bowl so Stiles couldn't eat all of it before any kids arrived. "Tease."

[robinonadderall]

"Wanting it to be a surprise is not a tease," he said. "Besides, you only have to wait like two hours."

[justlurkinghere]

"Two whole hours," Derek replied, putting the bowl down close to the door.

[robinonadderall]

"Can't you just enjoy the feeling of anticipation?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed, pulling him in for a kiss. And then promptly made a face at the fake mustache.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed, pulling away. "What, not a turn on?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Is that what kissing me is normally like?" he asked, giving the god awful thing such a look.

Maybe if he still had facial hair it wouldn't be as bad?

[robinonadderall]

"No, definitely not," he assured him. "Of course, you just have lumberjack stubble, not a pornstache."

[justlurkinghere]

"I Ave to grow everything back," Derek replied, giving serious thought to burning the fake mustache. "Maybe I should go with one of those."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles grinned. "Yeah you should absolutely do that."

Because Derek would hate it.

[justlurkinghere]

"You'd like it?" HIS PORNSTACHE.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles nodded. "It'd be totally sexy."

[justlurkinghere]

"I can hear you lie," Derek reminded him even as he grinned.

[robinonadderall]

"I think your lie detector might be defective," he joked just as the doorbell rang. "Go pass out candy, superhero, and you'll be rewarded if you do a good job."

[justlurkinghere]

"Superheroes are never wrong," Derek informed him, going to give an unseemly amount of candy to children who were dressed in adorable costumes. He... he had a problem.

[robinonadderall]

He really did. They were going to run out of candy so quickly. "I still don't think the full size bars were necessary."