Creepy Is So Subjective Mansion, Friday Afternoon

[justlurkinghere]

After the minor debacle that had been Derek's visit to Beacon Hills, it was deemed safer to drag Stiles to the island to spend time together.

And not just because Derek couldn't look certain parents in the eye. Don't be silly.

"I think the dog missed you," Derek said, watching as the ball of fur in question ran circles around Stiles' feet. But, you know, that was just a guess.

[[For the guy, but of course open to housemate]]

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[robinonadderall]

"You think?" Stiles asked, bending down to pick said ball of fluff up.

[justlurkinghere]

"Just a little." Ignore how Puppy Joe squirmed happily.

[robinonadderall]

"I could steal him for awhile," Stiles said. "But he might get eaten by something in Beacon Hills."

[justlurkinghere]

"Please don't get my dog eaten by a wendigo," Derek replied with a sigh.

[robinonadderall]

"I would never," he said, rubbing his face against Puppy Joe before sitting him down. "My dad says hi. He's impressed with the new bed you bought."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek turned red at that because he still had dignity. Unlike some people.

"He is not."

[robinonadderall]

"Totally is," Stiles said, enjoying Derek's embarrassment. "I think he's jealous that I get a new mattress."

[justlurkinghere]

Because Stiles was the actual worst. "I hate you."

[robinonadderall]

"Hey, I'm just passing along a message," Stiles said. "Blame my dad."

[justlurkinghere]

"You are such a liar." He hoped.

[robinonadderall]

"You'd know if I were lying."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek rolled his eyes before leaning over for a kiss. "You and your dad are terrible people."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles smiled and kissed him back. "Family trait, get used to it."

[justlurkinghere]

"He hides it better."

[robinonadderall]

"It just means he loves you," Stiles said. "Fully ready to accept you as a son-in-law."

[justlurkinghere]

"So, the shotgun won't come out when I talk rings?"

[robinonadderall]

"I don't think there'll be a shotgun at all," he said. "He'll probably lecture me."

[justlurkinghere]

"Really?"

[robinonadderall]

"Uh, yeah, I'm pretty sure he thinks you're some delicate flower."

[justlurkinghere]

"Or," Derek replied with a grin. "He knows how you are."

[robinonadderall]

"And how am I?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"The type of person who encourages me to have sex with him in his childhood bed."

[robinonadderall]

"It was your idea!" Well. Derek had started with the kissing.

[justlurkinghere]

"Next time we're going to a hotel." It'd be haunted. Let's be real.

[robinonadderall]

"Do you really think we'd break the new bed?" he asked.