Creepy Mansion That Is Mercifully Polyester-Free, Saturday Evening

[justlurkinghere]

There was something about being on dry land and not in the terrifyingly ugly past that made tonight the best night ever. It was probably just being back where things were familiar, but that didn't stop Derek from enjoying it.

Which meant he was rolling on his bed with the dog.

Don't you judge him.

[for the guy!]

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[robinonadderall]

Stiles, meanwhile, was clinging to his phone like his life depended on it. "I'm never leaving you again."

[justlurkinghere]

"Should I be jealous of the phone?" No, Derek. No.

[robinonadderall]

"I just spent a week with you," Stiles teased. "I'm having phone withdrawal."

[justlurkinghere]

That got a snort as Derek relaxed on the bed with Puppy Joe curling up against his neck and shoulder. "I can give you and the phone some alone time if you want."

[robinonadderall]

"And then you can continue your love affair with the bed?"

[justlurkinghere]

"We have a very intense relationship," Derek replied, patting the bed.

[robinonadderall]

"I can go hang out with my phone on the couch then." And he'd catch up on all the internet he missed.

[justlurkinghere]

"All alone on the couch?" With the Netflix.

[robinonadderall]

"Not alone," he said, waving his phone.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sighed and patted the bed. "Get over here so the dog can roll on you."

All for the dog, this.

[robinonadderall]

"That an order?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"Do those even work on you?"

[robinonadderall]

He shrugged. "Sometimes."

[justlurkinghere]

"Pretty please lay down?" Derek tried again. Only a little--lot--sarcastic.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled his eyes. "Since you said please."

[justlurkinghere]

"I can be polite." Suuuuuure.

[robinonadderall]

"Sure you can," he said as he flopped on the bed. "But only when you want something in return."

[justlurkinghere]

"Isn't that when everyone is polite?" Derek asked, immediately curling around him.

[robinonadderall]

"Believe it or not some people are polite out of the goodness of their hearts." He was not one of them.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek never would have guessed! "Who are those people?"

[robinonadderall]

"Honestly I have no clue."

[justlurkinghere]

"They sound boring," Derek replied. because seriously. "Must be what I like about you."

[robinonadderall]

"The fact that I'm not polite?" he said. "That's what attracted you to me?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Part of it. Your mouth also factored in."

Dirty.

[robinonadderall]

He smirked. "For the words that come out of it or other reasons?"