It's Creepy Because the Eclipse is all Red Mansion, Late Monday night/Early Tuesday morning

[justlurkinghere]

It was another complete lunar eclipse, one that would actually be perfectly placed for north and south America to view it. Which meant about 4 hours of lazy 'not turning into a werewolf' fun times.

Oh, and the special brownies. For people who are adults. So, Derek, Jack and maybe Mike. If Mike felt like putting up with lazy werewolves again.

Because why not?

[NFB! And for the wolfy types/wolfy type adjacent]

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[justlurkinghere]

He was just setting himself up for things. Mostly to mock Derek later.

"When you're hard," Derek muttered, distracted by the fact that he managed to get a Dorito.

[robinonadderall]

And that would be Stiles' face turning red. He didn't even notice the Dorito theft. "Oh."

[justlurkinghere]

Rampant Dorito theft.

Derek glanced up at him, frowning at the face. "It's in the survey," he said, offering a chip to Stiles. "And my therapist said to be honest about it."

So, so, horrifyingly honest.

[robinonadderall]

"No, that's good," he said, taking the chip. "Honesty's good. I'm just not used to anybody talking about me like that. It's nice."

Yes, he thought saying filthy things to him was nice. It gave him the warm fuzzies, even.

[justlurkinghere]

"Good," Derek said, slumping back down to claim Stiles' lap as his pillow again.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles, meanwhile, was just glad Derek couldn't smell anything out of the ordinary at the moment. "I noticed you added a lot of notes to your survey."

He hadn't gotten to read most of it but he did see a lot of handwriting.

"That's good. I'm glad you got specific. Especially if it, uh, involves hurty stuff."

[justlurkinghere]

"I trust you won't do anything I don't want," Derek said, looking up at him lazily. "I liked when you bit me."

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah?" he said, petting Derek's hair again. "Didn't know if that'd get your alpha hackles up or something."

[justlurkinghere]

Awww yeah. Hair petting.

"'M not an animal," Derek pointed out, eyes closed now. "If you bit me now, I'd have the mark for the rest of the night."

Thanks for pointing that out, Derek. Really. Thanks so much.

[robinonadderall]

"Too bad I can't bite you now," he said. "Tragic, even."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek made that 'woe is me' face he was so good at.

"Put it on the survey."

[robinonadderall]

"Biting was already on there," he said. "Or did you mean biting during an eclipse?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek looked confused as he worked that out. "Second one."

Then snickered inappropriately.

[robinonadderall]

"What about sex during an eclipse?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yeah. I'd like to try that," Derek replied, trying to keep a straight face. "For science."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed. "For science? That's the best you got?"

[justlurkinghere]

"It's all for science," Derek replied. "I'm a very scientific guy."

Yeah, when you thought 'science' you totally thought Derek Hale.

[robinonadderall]

"Thought you were a lit nerd," he said. "Maybe with some history thrown in there."

[justlurkinghere]

"Languages," Derek added. Then went with a super sexy: Hi, my name is Derek. In Polish.

[robinonadderall]

Ugh, Derek. Why'd you have to be adorable like that? "Have you been teaching yourself Polish?"

[justlurkinghere]

"It won't be more than conversational."

Which apparently meant it wasn't that impressive.

"Never very good with the Slavic languages."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles cupped Derek's cheek and leaned in to kiss him again. Because that deserved some minor rule breaking.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek kissed him back, getting Doritos cheese on his cheek. "You're just great," he informed Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"So are you," he said. "Even when you taste like Doritos."

[justlurkinghere]

"You like Doritos." Just as an FYI. Then sat up like he had an idea. An idea that featured eating another brownie before kissing him again. For the peanut butter and chocolate mix.