Kid Friendly Mansion of Moderate Creep Levels, Saturday Morning

[justlurkinghere]

The house Derek woke up this time wasn't as dilapidated or creepy as the last one. Which was a definite plus.

And there was still the puff ball dog! Another plus.

The biggest plus, however? Fully stocked fridge.

So, with the puff ball dog tucked carefully into one of the flannel shirts he'd found upstairs, Derek was digging through the stuff to make himself a sandwich. Sorry about stealing all the lunch meat, Mike.

[[Open, of course!]]

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[justlurkinghere]

"But it didn't." Excuse him for being very literal.

[throughaphase]

"That's why it's a hyperthetical," she said, and decided, "It's a good thing you don't have a fish."

[justlurkinghere]

RUDE, KITTY.

"You don't either."

[throughaphase]

"No, but I don't want one. They don't even do tricks," Kitty pointed out.

[justlurkinghere]

"Joe doesn't either."

Puppy Joe was, in fact, licking the floor. Damn it, Puppy Joe.

[throughaphase]

Kitty looked down at him. "The floor doesn't look very tasty."

[justlurkinghere]

"Maybe there's food on it?" Nope.

[throughaphase]

"Probably not anymore," Kitty shrugged.

[justlurkinghere]

And yet Puppy Joe continued.

"Maybe a fish is better..."