More Pirates Less Creepy Mansion, Thursday Night

[justlurkinghere]

Derek had on an eyepatch. It wasn't willingly, but he was just leaving it where it was. Because the last ten that he ripped off just reappeared on him a few seconds later.

Fandom was a special place for the full moon.

He huffed, glaring at the basement of the place. Anyone coming would know to come down here, so no point in waiting upstairs.

Plus side? Puppy Joe had a jaunty pirate hat that he was chewing on. Awww, that looked gross.

[For the wolfy folks, NFB for werewolf bits. Not dirty]

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[justlurkinghere]

"Do you really think you could manage that right now?" Yeah, Stiles. Try that magical girl move of throwing ash into the air.

[robinonadderall]

Hey! He was working on it!

"I could try. Or figure out some other way to torture you." Because that would be smart to do on a full moon.

[justlurkinghere]

"You have no self preservation instinct," Derek replied with an sigh.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh I have self preservation," he said. "I'm just not afraid of you."

And that wasn't even a lie anymore!

[justlurkinghere]

"And the others?"

[robinonadderall]

"Jackson and Jack, yeah, 'cause they don't really have control," Stiles admitted with an easy shrug. "Isaac's iffy. I've seen him really lose his shit, but lately that's only when Scott's threatened."

[justlurkinghere]

"Then stick to Isaac when you decide to do something stupid." Not an if situation there.

[robinonadderall]

"Why can't I stick with you when I decide to do something stupid?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"You said you were going to trap me in Mountain Ash, moron." Duh.

Plus, you know. Pack. Paaaaaaaaack.

[robinonadderall]

"I'd set you free before doing something stupid," Stiles said. "I wouldn't want to be stuck with Isaac. Isaac sucks."

There was a little coughing noise from behind Stiles that indicated that Isaac had heard that.

[justlurkinghere]

"Thanks," Derek deadpanned.

Oh god, the heartburn was back.

[robinonadderall]

"What are we watching tonight?" Stiles asked, reaching up to flip up the eyepatch Derek was wearing. He really did look ridiculous.

[justlurkinghere]

That just meant he had two eyes for glaring rather than just the one. "I don't care," he said, batting Stiles' hand away.

[robinonadderall]

"Grumpy," Stiles said, jerking his hand back. "I'm going to the kitchen."

To grab a soda and drink it out of spite. Just listen for the telltale noise of the top snapping open.

[justlurkinghere]

"There's no soda." Because he hid it. He knew all about your weaknesses, Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"I wasn't going to get one." Liar. "And I'll have you know I've had like two Cokes and a Dr. Pepper today and didn't die. And Kitty said on radio she'd give me soda and booze. So there."

Kitty clearly spoiled him. Giving him soda, letting him die when he wanted to, sheesh.

[justlurkinghere]

"Then go stay with Kitty!" Derek wasn't keeping you here other than by sheer force of pining.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles' eyebrows shot up. "Is this full moon super douchey or something?"

[justlurkinghere]

Apparently Isaac put him on edge. Who knew?

"You're the one complaining."

[robinonadderall]

"Hm, as much fun as it would be to stand here and watch you be an asshole, I'd hate to deny the others your brand of charm tonight," Stiles said, using what was probably an illegal amount of sarcasm. "I'm going upstairs, you have fun."

If that sounded like the platonic version of a wife forcing her husband to sleep on the couch, well...