Kid Friendly Mansion of Moderate Creep Levels, Saturday Morning

[justlurkinghere]

The house Derek woke up this time wasn't as dilapidated or creepy as the last one. Which was a definite plus.

And there was still the puff ball dog! Another plus.

The biggest plus, however? Fully stocked fridge.

So, with the puff ball dog tucked carefully into one of the flannel shirts he'd found upstairs, Derek was digging through the stuff to make himself a sandwich. Sorry about stealing all the lunch meat, Mike.

[[Open, of course!]]

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[robinonadderall]

Once Stiles realized the dorms had been filled with children of course he stopped by the mansion. If Derek wasn't a kid, fine, Stiles could use the mansion to hide in. If he was a kid Stiles could get cute pictures. Win-win.

"Helloooo?" Of course he just let himself in. "Is everybody normal?"

[justlurkinghere]

Rude!

"Hi, Stiles!" Derek called from the kitchen. Oh god, the mess he was making with this 'sandwich making' was epic.

[robinonadderall]

Yes! Tiny Derek! Stiles made his way into the kitchen and even he was impressed with the level of mess. "Aww adorable."

[justlurkinghere]

Look, that bottle of mustard was a bomb waiting to go off before Derek even got there. That was his story, at least.

"The sandwich?"

It was really more of a vague pile of food on a plate.

[robinonadderall]

"No, your face." It was so tiny and adorable! "Is that my shirt you're getting mustard on?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek sniffed at it as he gave the dog a slice of ham. "Smells like mine too."

[robinonadderall]

"Well it's mine," Stiles said, though he didn't look that bothered by it. "Is the dog in my shirt too?"

That was the strangest habit, tiny Derek.

[throughaphase]

Kitty (and her tutu) had made it all the way here in her roller skates, and debated stopping at the mansion, which was bigger and creepier than anything she ever saw at home. So naturally she went up to the front door and knocked to see if anyone was home.

[justlurkinghere]

Naturally!

Which meant there was a fluffy dog at the door, staring at her through the thin windows on the sides before Derek appeared to check it out. "Hello?"

[throughaphase]

"Hi! Cool house oh my gosh a puppy!" Kitty greeted him.

[justlurkinghere]

"He's mine." You can't have him. So, nyah.

[throughaphase]

"He's so cute!" she squeed. "Can I pet him? Does he like pets?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Sure?" You'd think with two sisters he'd be a pro at handling this kind of thing, but nope. "If you want."

[throughaphase]

"Thanks! Here, doggie," Kitty said, holding onto the doorway so she wouldn't fall over.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh hey." Stiles didn't want to assume who the kid was but she did look familiar. "Don't fall on your face."

[throughaphase]

"I won't," Kitty assured him. "I'm a really good skater. One day I'll learn how to stop, too!"

[robinonadderall]

"So how do you stop now?" he asked.

[throughaphase]

"I grab onto something and don't fall down," she said. "It's a good method for now."

[robinonadderall]

"I'm familiar with that method," he said. "Uh...what's your name?"

He had a guess, but he didn't want to freak a kid out by knowing her name and everything. Stranger danger and all that.

[newroutines]

Mike was okay with all the lunch meat being gone. He was also pretty chill with this whole fandom weirdness thing. Or at least relatively calm.

Meaning he took one look at the kitchen and said, "Oh, again?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Hi, Mike!" See how much a difference the nicer house and scent mingling made? See?

[newroutines]

He did, actually.

"Holy s–– crap, you're actually smiling." Weird, but not unpleasant. "Hi."

[justlurkinghere]

Derek frowned at that, hiding behind his pile of food that was called a 'sandwich'. "Hi."

Making fun of his bunny teeth. Clearly.

[newroutines]

Totally, except not.

But Mike was looking at his... sandwich, sure. "What the hell is that?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm hungry." A beat. "Tomorrow is the moon."

Because that explained it.