It's Creepy If You Squint Mansion, Thursday afternoon

[justlurkinghere]

So, it was Thanksgiving and Derek--shockingly--was not in a social mood. Because he was an outgoing social butterfly on most days, you know.

That would be why he was eating Chinese food and watching whatever movie marathon he could find on TV. More accurately he was picking at the food and looking morose.

Family based holidays were no fun for him.

[[For that human shaped thing]]

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[robinonadderall]

"I don't think we can be friends anymore," he said seriously. "This is almost worse than Scott never seeing Space Battles."

[justlurkinghere]

"How can he not have seen Space Battles?" Stop trying to take the focus off you, Derek.

[robinonadderall]

"How can you have never seen The Godfather?"

[justlurkinghere]

"I have other things to do usually." Like brood.

[robinonadderall]

"Like what?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"...watch what Laura wanted." SO MUCH DUSK.

[robinonadderall]

"You're such a pushover." Another example of this would be the situation right now.

[justlurkinghere]

"She was very opinionated." LIKE CERTAIN PEOPLE.

[robinonadderall]

"Doesn't stop you from being a pushover." Because you were one, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

"Am not." So was.

[robinonadderall]

"It's adorable that you think that." Because you so were a pushover.

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm not adorable." He was manly as hell.

[robinonadderall]

"Yes you are," Stiles said, reaching out to pat Derek's cheek. "So adorable."

[justlurkinghere]

"A large number of people would argue that." Also stop this touching thing. It made him awkward.

[robinonadderall]

"A large number of people don't know you like I do." And he'd touch what he liked!

Well. Within reason.

[justlurkinghere]

Damn right in reason.

"Is that so."

[robinonadderall]

"That's so," he said, almost smug about that. "Don't worry, I won't tell anybody about how adorable you are."

[justlurkinghere]

"No one will believe you." With your totally impartial crush.

[robinonadderall]

"Scott would." Because Scott wanted to believe his OTP was real. "I think I could get my dad believing it too."

Because the sheriff owed Stiles some no questions asked believing.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek looked deeply distressed by this. "Don't tell your dad that."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles rolled his eyes. "Dude, I'm kidding."

[justlurkinghere]

"I don't need to be arrested again."

For his illegal-in-California-but-not-here thing. That was morally reprehensible and filled with guilt.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles gave Derek a long look for that. "My dad doesn't arrest people because they've been accused of being adorable."

[justlurkinghere]

"Maybe." HE WASN'T EXPLAINING THIS.

[robinonadderall]

"You're ridiculous." Seriously.