It's Creepy Because the Eclipse is all Red Mansion, Late Monday night/Early Tuesday morning

[justlurkinghere]

It was another complete lunar eclipse, one that would actually be perfectly placed for north and south America to view it. Which meant about 4 hours of lazy 'not turning into a werewolf' fun times.

Oh, and the special brownies. For people who are adults. So, Derek, Jack and maybe Mike. If Mike felt like putting up with lazy werewolves again.

Because why not?

[NFB! And for the wolfy types/wolfy type adjacent]

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[robinonadderall]

"Red," he replied, clutching the Doritos to his chest. Hey they were still good broken.

[justlurkinghere]

So rude! Derek made a face, willing to bide his time for them. And by 'bide his time' he meant 'get distracted by finding a comfortable position to slump against Stiles.

"Why'd you even ask?"

[robinonadderall]

"Oh just keeping things in mind next time I'm perusing through lingerie on the internet." He had read that much of the survey before putting it in his pocket.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek made a face again, trying for the Doritos while Stiles was distracted making fun of him. "You'd need to know my size."

[robinonadderall]

"I was talking about for me." Derek, don't make Stiles shove those Doritos up his shirt to protect them.

[justlurkinghere]

"Oh," Derek said, looking distracted enough to let those Doritos go. "I'd like that."

Look at him using his words, Dr. Lecter!

"I bet you'd look really nice in them too."

Oh god, why did Stiles have to do this when he was defenseless and fuzzy?

[robinonadderall]

"Maybe," he said, making a face. "You might think so 'cause you find me attractive for some inexplicable reason."

[justlurkinghere]

"Because you're attractive," Derek replied like that should have been obvious. And it was offensive that Stiles didn't understand this. "Your mouth is just--and your neck."

He sighed, frustrated and happy all at once!

[robinonadderall]

"So I take it the eclipse has started?" 'Cause that was crazy talk, Derek.

[justlurkinghere]

Rude!

"Little while ago," Derek replied, not following that logic.

[robinonadderall]

"Thought so," he said, making himself more comfortable on the couch. He cared not if Derek got jostled! "I'm taking your bed tonight."

[justlurkinghere]

"Okay," Derek said easily, slumping down more until it was less of a slump and more of a using Stiles' lap as his pillow.

"I'm not lying about thinking you're attractive," he said, catching back up to the topic at hand. "Other people do."

Waaaait a minute.

"Don't go sleep in their beds, though."

[robinonadderall]

"Who else finds me attractive?" he asked, sliding his fingers through Derek's hair.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek closed his eyes, relaxing even more under that. "I'm not telling you that. You're my boyfriend."

No take backs.

[robinonadderall]

"Aw, that's the first time you called me that." At least not without sounding he was about to have a heart attack before he got it out.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek reached up to grab at Stiles' face at that, trying to pull him down for an awkward kiss.

[robinonadderall]

It was an awkward, graceless kiss. But Stiles was happy to get it anyway. "You're so cuddly and affectionate like this."

[justlurkinghere]

"I can't do this until you graduate," Derek informed him seriously. Despite having done it just now. "But you're just all there. And I want to kiss you so much."

[robinonadderall]

"I want to kiss you too," he said. "Like all of the time. Even when your beard is really scratchy."

[justlurkinghere]

"I can shave that," Derek offered, carefully going for the Doritos once again. "I stopped shaving my chest because of you."

[robinonadderall]

"You did?" he asked. Sure, he had seen Derek naked recently but he was focused on, you know, more dick-shaped things at the time. "That's probably the most romantic thing anybody's done for me."

And the weirdest.

[justlurkinghere]

There was that, it was true.

"I'd do it a lot." Wow. Such romance. Much charm.

[robinonadderall]

"Just let me--" Stiles went to hook a finger in the neck of Derek's shirt so he could pull it down a little. "Wow, you really did stop shaving. That's pretty sexy."

[justlurkinghere]

Don't make him take his shirt off, Stiles. That way leads to pain.

"I can't smell if you really think that," Derek said after a moment.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles leaned down to give Derek another quick kiss. "I really think that, I promise."