Still Pretty Creepy Mansion on Phoenix Way, Tuesday Morning

[justlurkinghere]

Derek was just not allowed to have a normal week. Though the last few times it had been on the weekends... Not the point! The point is that today he woke up at the tender age of fifteen.

On the day of the full moon.

Which Derek would blame for why he was in the kitchen demolishing all the food they had there.

[For the housemate, but open to any!]

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[justlurkinghere]

"So what?" Derek grumbled, smashing a corner of his terrifying sandwich before eating it. "I'm stronger and faster."

And full of more emo manpain.

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah, well, I don't have Bugs Bunny teeth." Mature, Stiles.

[justlurkinghere]

"No, but you look like Charlie Brown." Accurate on several levels.

[robinonadderall]

"I do not!" Would this conversation have gone differently if one or both of them were older? Probably not. "You've still got food on your face, you hog."

Pot, kettle.

[justlurkinghere]

"Blockhead." Now Derek was forced to use the sleeve of a too long shirt to scrub that away. "I'm fine tonight. You don't have to be here."

[robinonadderall]

"That's what they all say, and yet more often than not I find myself chasing down werewolves in the woods or police stations during the full moon." How had this become his life?

"Look, I don't think you need to be handcuffed to a radiator or anything like that," Stiles said. "But let me put mountain ash around the place so on the off chance you do freak out it will at least be contained."

[justlurkinghere]

"What?" Stiles, your words confuse him so. "I'm fine. It's not my first moon, you know."

Just the first without his family around. QUICK SOMEONE CALL LAURA.

"Mountain ash?"

[robinonadderall]

"Have you not learned about mountain ash yet or are you wondering why I'd use it on you?" Stiles asked. "Because, seriously, I can't let you wander around the island during the full moon."

[justlurkinghere]

"Wondering how you got any more like," Derek mumbled. Because he only knew about that advisor of his family in some vague, nebulous manner. Like how you knew your parents had real lives outside the house. "I'm not going to wander around. I'm just going to stay here and--"

Wait a minute. "I'm guessing this place doesn't have a TV or video games."

[robinonadderall]

"Wait, you play video games?" Stiles' mind broke a little trying to picture that.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yes?" No, he lived in a cave.

[robinonadderall]

"That's...wow." Now Stiles was wondering what character Derek would choose in Mario Kart. It probably came as a shock to absolutely no one that Stiles played as Peach.

"Okay, how about if you let me mountain ash the house tonight I'll bring games and stuff over so you won't get bored?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Really?"

[robinonadderall]

"Sure," Stiles said with a shrug. "I had no other plans for tonight."

[justlurkinghere]

SUCH AN ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE.

"No fighting games." Because that was just asking for trouble.

[robinonadderall]

YOU DIDN'T HAVE A SOCIAL LIFE EITHER, DEREK, SHUT UP.

"Why, you gonna get pissy and wolf out once I kick your ass?" Stiles asked. "What about racing games?"

[justlurkinghere]

WELL, HE WASN'T AN IDIOT WHO PLANNED THINGS FOR THE FULL MOON. SCOTT.

"You mean so I don't send you home crying after I beat you and you try to keep me trapped in the ring of mountain ash."

[robinonadderall]

"Yeah, that's so not happening," Stiles said, shaking his head. "Keep dreaming, Thumper."