Stripper Pole Suite - The Arms Hotel, Monday Morning

[justlurkinghere]

After an evening of vigorous cuddling, Derek found himself awake. And back in his right mind.

And handcuffed to a bed.

If that wasn't enough to make him extremely uncomfortable and ticked off, there was someone drooling on his chest. The same someone who had handcuffed him to the bed in the first place.

He gritted his teeth, tugging hard on the handcuffs until the metal creaked and groaned under the strain. Someone was going to die for this weekend. Die horrible. He would murder the island itself.

[[for the mate-no-more, up early for le slowplay]]

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[robinonadderall]

Stiles put his hand over his mouth, like that was somehow going to hide the fact that he was smiling. "I'm sorry that's horrible for you."

Okay he had to start laughing again.

[justlurkinghere]

""Shut up, Stiles." You don't have a sibling that hasn't been mentioned before! Lydia shares his pain!

[robinonadderall]

Hey, he could totally have an older brother or something, you don't know!

"Look, it's either laugh or cry and I'm not crying in front of you," he said, shaking his head. "It's not a big deal, Derek, everybody was acting weird. I mean Eric let me feel him up and I got glitter on my hands from doing it now that's weird."

[justlurkinghere]

Yes, please don't cry. It would just get awkward. Save those tears for stubbing a toe or something.

Derek settled for some glaring at those hickies and then looked thoroughly disgusted by the corpse groping. Seriously, Stiles. Stick to the living.

[robinonadderall]

"Don't look at me like that," Stiles said, attempting to cover up his neck with a hand when he noticed Derek looking. "Is my hand even big enough to cover the whole thing?"

Stiles was curious as to what his neck actually looked like and wandered over to a nearby mirror to check out--oh. Oh dear god. "DEREK!"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek, meanwhile, took that his cue to escape the room. Like a dog with its tail between its legs.

If anyone asked, he was being mysterious and cryptic. Not a complete baby.

[robinonadderall]

Stiles, of course, didn't notice Derek was leaving until he was actually gone. "Oh you asshole."

This wasn't over, Derek!