Totally Not Kid-Friendly Creepy Old Mansion on Phoenix Way, Sunday Evening

[justlurkinghere]

As was probably shocking to absolutely no one, Derek did not socialize much at age ten. Which is why having a sleep-over was just crazy talk if you asked him.

Crazy talk.

But that wasn't going to stop him from trying out this whole thing. With friends.

[[Open for anyone who brave the creepy house!]]

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[justlurkinghere]

"Of course he's nice. He's a babysitter." Oh, sweet summer child. "But he doesn't think we can play in the woods."

[so_hawkward]

"Awww, why not? The woods are fun! There's so many trees to climb and animals to see." That was totally safe!

[justlurkinghere]

Derek shrugged. "He doesn't like fun. And he doesn't have a fridge."

That's right, Mike. They were besmirching your honor/

[so_hawkward]

"Where does he keep all his food then?" Clint asked with a headtilt. "Won't it get all gross and smelly?"

[justlurkinghere]

"Maybe he just eats fast food?"

[so_hawkward]

Clint thought about that for a moment. "That'd be kind of cool. Like, pizza and hamburgers every day!"

[justlurkinghere]

"I'd get in trouble if I tried that." When he was an adult, he was going to only eat fast food. Really.

[so_hawkward]

"I don't know if I'd get in trouble. If my dad didn't see me..." Clint trailed off with a shrug. "I'd have to hide it."