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justlurkinghere ([personal profile] justlurkinghere) wrote2012-09-30 11:04 am
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Creepy Old Mansion on Phoenix Way, Sunday Morning

The morning after another full moon with extra werewolves in town was clearly the best time ever. And by 'best time ever' we mean 'Derek wanted to murder everyone involved'.

But that wasn't all that different from usual.

So. You know. Congrats on surviving the full moon and here's to hoping you survive the morning after?

[[Open, of course!]]
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robinonadderall: ([pos] ur cute)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-09-30 07:24 pm (UTC)(link)
"He's actually penis--DEREK'S!" Yeah, Stiles had looked over again. "It's Derek's dog!"

[identity profile] surveyor-by-day.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 07:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Alcide was just going to raise one thick brow at that. "You okay, son?"

Oh god, don't make it weirder, Alcide.
robinonadderall: ([neg] gonna stab myself in the face)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-09-30 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yes?" Stiles cleared his throat and looked away again, blushing a little. "I mean, yes, I'm fine. How are you?"

[identity profile] surveyor-by-day.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tired," Alcide replied. "You obviously know about the change, so I don't mind telling you that it's exhausting."

Still no move towards pants. Let's just have a conversation without them. Who needs pants? Fascists, that's who.
robinonadderall: ([pos] innocent)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-09-30 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
"Seems like it. Changing, running around town--" Somehow losing all of your clothes. "--seems like a good workout though, you are in good shape."

Annnnnd he was looking again. "For a piece of crap run down mansion it is really hot in here."

Stiles. That was just you and your hormones.

[identity profile] surveyor-by-day.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"I'm always kinda hot."

Oh, Alcide. Now you're just trolling that poor boy.
robinonadderall: ([pos] that's your plan?)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-09-30 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
"I can tell--oh god that didn't come out right," he said quickly. "I meant because you were naked that obviously you were hot! Wait, no!"

Someone save him from himself.

[identity profile] surveyor-by-day.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 08:41 pm (UTC)(link)
"Son, if you could locate a pair of pants for me, I'd be much obliged," Alcide half-sighed, half-drawled. "Or some drawers. Maybe some of his."

He nodded to Derek, whose...pants would never at all fit him. At all.
robinonadderall: ([neg] do what now?)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-09-30 08:45 pm (UTC)(link)
...

"You want me to ask Derek for underwear?"
justlurkinghere: (side eyeing you so hard right now)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2012-09-30 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Derek sighed heavily, snagging Stiles by the shoulder to yank him away from their naked guest.

Who was so very naked.

"Upstairs, idiot."

Yes, Stiles. He was ordering you to go through his underwear. How had this become his life?
robinonadderall: ([pos] don't be an asshole)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-09-30 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
"You know, I don't really think we've hit the 'pawing through each other's underwear' stage of our relationship yet!" But he went upstairs anyway.

Yeah he was never telling alpha Derek about this ever.

[identity profile] surveyor-by-day.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"You've got him well-trained," Alcide noted. Because the puppy metaphor was unavoidable.
justlurkinghere: (shirtless scenes are a must)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2012-09-30 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It kind of really was.

"If you say so," Derek said, glancing over at Alcide. Stop making him think he wasn't doing enough crunches, Alcide. It wasn't cool.

[identity profile] surveyor-by-day.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
He wasn't even flexing! "I could use a little human errand boy," he mused. "I mean, I've got Sookie but she lives in New York now, and it's sort of creepy to hang out with a teenage girl."

Somehow less with a guy?
justlurkinghere: (my body is not to be ogled!)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2012-09-30 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
DAMN YOUR MUSCLES.

Derek glared at him. Or just looked at him. Because his default look was pretty angry. "No."

[identity profile] surveyor-by-day.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
"I don't want yours," Alcide sighed, rolling his eyes. Because that was just absurd.

God forbid anyone ask Stiles about this.
robinonadderall: ([pos] snark)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-09-30 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Stiles was no one's errand boy! Ignore the fact he had just had his hands all over Derek's underwear because he asked.

What was his life?

"Your underwear is boring," Stiles announced when he came back in. He tossed Alcide the pair he grabbed. "I found the flexiest pair I could. You're a lot bigger than Derek."
justlurkinghere: (...his password is ALSO Allison?)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2012-09-30 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
The look on Derek's face was probably priceless at that statement. "You can leave now, Stiles."

HINT HINT.

[identity profile] surveyor-by-day.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Alcide, meanwhile, was squirming into Derek's underwear.

Yep. That sentence was just written somewhere, for all of time.

"I'd noticed," he added to Stiles, with a small smile.

What? He was kind of enjoying this.
robinonadderall: ([pos] qt)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-09-30 09:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Stiles couldn't help but laugh because jokes at Derek's expense were the best. "I like you, you're funny!"

Sorry, Derek, did you tell him to leave or something?
justlurkinghere: (calm blue waters calm blue waters)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2012-09-30 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
"Stiles." Don't think he'll forget this. Because he won't. And you will be pinned to all the trees and/or doors on the island.

And threatened. Because that was sounding a might wrong without that added on.

[identity profile] surveyor-by-day.livejournal.com 2012-09-30 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
"Stiles, you've been very helpful. If you'd ever like a job," Alcide said as he adjusted the oh so tight underwear, mostly to needle Derek, "I could find a place for you at home."

Yeah. Enjoy that, Stiles.
robinonadderall: ([pos] proud of myself)

[personal profile] robinonadderall 2012-09-30 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"You're not the first person to make me that sort of offer." Though Alcide was way more appealing than Peter Hale. Look at the adjusting. "But, sadly, these guys can't function without me."
justlurkinghere: (can't ready my poker face)

[personal profile] justlurkinghere 2012-09-30 10:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, anyone was better than Peter Hale. Except one of the Argents, of course.

"Yeah, dying without you around," Derek deadpanned.
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