It's Creepy Because the Eclipse is all Red Mansion, Late Monday night/Early Tuesday morning

[justlurkinghere]

It was another complete lunar eclipse, one that would actually be perfectly placed for north and south America to view it. Which meant about 4 hours of lazy 'not turning into a werewolf' fun times.

Oh, and the special brownies. For people who are adults. So, Derek, Jack and maybe Mike. If Mike felt like putting up with lazy werewolves again.

Because why not?

[NFB! And for the wolfy types/wolfy type adjacent]

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[robinonadderall]

"Biting was already on there," he said. "Or did you mean biting during an eclipse?"

[justlurkinghere]

Derek looked confused as he worked that out. "Second one."

Then snickered inappropriately.

[robinonadderall]

"What about sex during an eclipse?" he asked.

[justlurkinghere]

"Yeah. I'd like to try that," Derek replied, trying to keep a straight face. "For science."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles laughed. "For science? That's the best you got?"

[justlurkinghere]

"It's all for science," Derek replied. "I'm a very scientific guy."

Yeah, when you thought 'science' you totally thought Derek Hale.

[robinonadderall]

"Thought you were a lit nerd," he said. "Maybe with some history thrown in there."

[justlurkinghere]

"Languages," Derek added. Then went with a super sexy: Hi, my name is Derek. In Polish.

[robinonadderall]

Ugh, Derek. Why'd you have to be adorable like that? "Have you been teaching yourself Polish?"

[justlurkinghere]

"It won't be more than conversational."

Which apparently meant it wasn't that impressive.

"Never very good with the Slavic languages."

[robinonadderall]

Stiles cupped Derek's cheek and leaned in to kiss him again. Because that deserved some minor rule breaking.

[justlurkinghere]

Derek kissed him back, getting Doritos cheese on his cheek. "You're just great," he informed Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"So are you," he said. "Even when you taste like Doritos."

[justlurkinghere]

"You like Doritos." Just as an FYI. Then sat up like he had an idea. An idea that featured eating another brownie before kissing him again. For the peanut butter and chocolate mix.

[robinonadderall]

"Oh god," Stiles murmured before kissing Derek back. He had to admit it tasted pretty good. "We're officially that couple that grosses other people out."

[justlurkinghere]

"We're the couple that always fights too," Derek replied, finding that more Doritos did not a delicious mix make.

[robinonadderall]

"We wouldn't be us if we didn't fight," Stiles said. "It'd be boring."

[justlurkinghere]

"Because you're stubborn."

Oh yeah, all Stiles.

[robinonadderall]

"I'm stubborn?" he asked. "Me?"

[justlurkinghere]

"That's what I said." Right? His memory was fuzzy on the matter.

[robinonadderall]

"Dude, you are just as stubborn as I am," he said. "More so, even."

[justlurkinghere]

"I'm not stubborn. I'm... obstinate."

IT MEANT THE SAME THING.

[robinonadderall]

"You're being stubborn right now." Even when stoned! Ridiculous.

[justlurkinghere]

He was being adorable.

"All you," Derek insisted, frowning as he found another comfortable position against Stiles. Then carefully leaned in to bite Stiles' stomach. Though, to be honest, it was more of an uncoordinated mouthing.

Because he was pretty sure the topic had originally been on biting.

[robinonadderall]

This was unfair. So, so unfair. "Derek."