Because Jeff Davis is an evil man. That's why.

Derek just gave him a look of disbelief, curling both hands around his coffee cup for lack of something to do with them. His eyes went back down to the table as well, not caring to look at Stiles anymore. Ugh, you are such a sack of emo, Derek.

Go buy a loft to express you manpain in with exposed brick walls and a giant random hole.